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Your DNA demands that you get up at precisely 8:55 am!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sandie-cultural-chameleon-ancestrydna-test-results-screen-shot.png</image:loc><image:title>Sandie-Cultural-Chameleon-AncestryDNA-Test-Results-Screen-Shot</image:title><image:caption>Samples of results from home DNA test kits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/z8ah7yyxgeu01.png</image:loc><image:title>z8ah7yyxgeu01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/ancestryrtange.png</image:loc><image:title>Ancestryrtange</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-08T18:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-08T12:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/07/05/how-many-actors-are-in-l-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/actors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>actors</image:title><image:caption>There's a lot of comedy and a lot of tragedy in this town.  The question is - how much?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-21T17:40:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2014/07/24/vidi-veni-they-saw-they-came-they-shot-some-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/modernfamilyquantas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ModernFamilyQuantas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fieldofdreams1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FieldofDreams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cityofalbuquerque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cityofalbuquerque</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zeland-lotr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zeland LOTR</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T15:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2013/11/19/walk-the-line-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo1.png</image:loc><image:title>photo(1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/specopsline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>specopsline</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/theline1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheLine1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T04:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2013/10/17/what-i-learned-from-gravity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bourne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bourne</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/satellite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satellite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T19:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2013/03/29/fictionalized-reality-and-real-ized-fictions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/truthiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truthiness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thirtypi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThirtyPi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T05:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2013/01/09/headshot-archaeology-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/projectilepoints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Projectilepoints</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/90sshots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90sshots</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/projectilepoints.png</image:loc><image:title>Projectilepoints</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pianoevolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pianoevolution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/90sheadshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90sheadshot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/90sheadshot2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90sheadshot2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cookie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/90sheadshots3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90sheadshots3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-12T01:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/12/21/holiday-edition-best-swordfights-on-screen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/better-off-dead-theatrical-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Better-Off-Dead-Theatrical-Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/robinhood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RobinHood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ladyhawke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladyhawke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/robroy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RobRoy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/scaramouche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scaramouche</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/princessbride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PrincessBride</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T17:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/12/13/how-many-actors-are-in-new-york/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nymasks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NYMasks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-20T13:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/12/05/headshot-archaeology-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/artifacts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artifacts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/figure4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Figure4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/figure2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Figure2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T05:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/07/18/buffy-v-athena-mythology-onscreen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/heroes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heroes</image:title><image:caption>Meet your modern culture heroes.  Indy, Ripley - say hi to the nice people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/heroes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heroes</image:title><image:caption>Meet your modern culture heroes.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/vase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vase</image:title><image:caption>Should the cast of Lost be on this vase, rather than Poseidon, Athena, and Ares?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T17:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/03/27/unions-and-guilds-or-workers-of-the-biz-unite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/a_023_blacksmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A_023_Blacksmith</image:title><image:caption>A medieval blacksmith's guild.  See? It's just like your union.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pilot-market-share-sag-vs-aftra.png</image:loc><image:title>Pilot Market Share SAG vs AFTRA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unions11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unions1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unions1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unions1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-16T17:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/06/14/nobody-knows-anything-uncertainty-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/starmovies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starmovies</image:title><image:caption>One of De Vany's charts, showing the statistical analysis of whether stars matter to a movie's bottom line.  If I'd taken a statistics class, I'd probably understand this better (citation at bottom of page)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/damocles2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>damocles2</image:title><image:caption>The myth of the Sword of Damocles - moral of the story, in positions of great power and prestige, there's always a sharp, metal piece of uncertainty hanging over your head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T03:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/05/23/see-no-evil-hear-no-evil-taboos-in-hollywood-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ratings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ratings</image:title><image:caption>Why does that one couple have the same creepy smile on their faces when they view G-rated content, as when they're watching an NC-17 movie?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/productioncode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>productioncode</image:title><image:caption>An image that shows ten of the things forbidden by the production code (taken by A.L. Shafer, at that time the head of photography at Columbia Pictures)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T17:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/05/30/you-cant-do-that-taboos-in-hollywood-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/panda.png</image:loc><image:title>panda</image:title><image:caption>Is this it the original Kung Fu Panda, and Dreamworks creation just a knockoff?  His creator hopes a court thinks so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/taboosposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taboosposter</image:title><image:caption>"Mondo" movies like as this one actually confronted so many social taboos that they had to be produced outside of Hollywood (mostly in Italy)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T12:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/03/07/welcome-to-hollywood-sapien/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/newyorkeroscartribe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OscarTribe</image:title><image:caption>An old New Yorker cover showing the Hollywood tribe "worshiping" their Oscar idol</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T17:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/04/05/housewives-and-death-ritual-violence-onscreen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/duel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russian literature duel</image:title><image:caption>Duels are an extremely ritualized form of violence</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hommap.png</image:loc><image:title>L.A. Homicide Map</image:title><image:caption>Map showing locations of L.A. county homicides (bigger circles indicate more murders per area)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T18:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/04/19/a-boffo-b-roll-linguistics-in-hollywood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sticks_nix_hick_pix1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sticks_nix_hick_pix</image:title><image:caption>The famous headline (wow, in 1935 Variety cost 15 cents)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sticks_nix_hick_pix.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sticks_nix_hick_pix</image:title><image:caption>The famous headline (wow, in 1935 Variety cost 15 cents)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billboard</image:title><image:caption>Do you know what an upfront is?  The person who paid for this billboard is betting that you do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T17:34:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/04/25/lies-damn-lies-and-statistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/statistics1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arthur devany chart stars box office</image:title><image:caption>One of DeVany's graphs, showing the effect of having big-name stars in a movie.  From the names, you can tell this article was written in 1999.   (full citation below)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kurtosis.png</image:loc><image:title>kurtosis</image:title><image:caption>Different statistical curves - note that high kurtosis (technically called "leptokurtic" here) has an unusually high peak, but also that the downslopes of the peak are more down than in a standard distribution.  I know, statistics make my head hurt, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-28T00:02:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/2012/03/12/credits-collaboration-or-nobody-understands-what-you-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/teamwork-teamwork-ben-hur-rowing-slaves-demotivational-poster-1233563070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teamwork</image:title><image:caption>Those guys from Ben Hur were really just working a collaborative production.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T20:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hollywoodsapien.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-01-28T00:02:55+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
